You must log in or register to comment.
I’m pretty sure I’m completely missing the point, but how on earth did you find yourself in the situation? Like your dick out and blindfolded in a location that virtually anyone can walk into. All of a sudden with little warning you feel something happening down there but you don’t peek or ask what’s up, you just sit there silently and long enough for you to realize you’re getting the best blowjob of your life.
Honestly the more I describe the scenario the more I realize unless it’s a trusted partner, this is not the type of scenario that most women would immediately just start going to town without reason. So if you are strictly looking for a woman, at very least one of sound mind you are probably SOL.
Internet is fucked.
Always has been 🌎👨🚀🔫👨🚀
Of course I’m taking it off.
Knowledge has value. Are you so willing to give up any future chances just to not ruin this one? You may learn more on this art and its scholars!Too little to gain and too much to lose in removing it. Just enjoy the experience and leave it at that
It would be me sucking your dick if you decide to take the blindfold off.
as an everyone hot bisexual I wanna see whose genitals I’m tounging next
Even if it’s a dog, though? 😂
I rip the blindfold off right as I ejaculate.
“WRONG MOVE, BUSTAH!”
Hah! Joke’s on you, I low key would…
This reminds me of my ex who liked sucking dick so much i swear she sucked out my soul a couple times.
My wife has sadly never gotten close to those levels of sloppy toppy, i would never tell her tho lol i love her too much and she tries :p.
It’s unbelievably hot when you’re getting blown with enthusiasm though… Slurping away like my dick is the last ice cream cone they had at the store during an August heatwave is sublime, even a mid grade delivery gets upgraded when it’s clearly desired instead of a choice or foreplay obligation.
I definitely peaked too soon in the receiver of blowjob stakes. First real GF genuinely loved to suck dick, she lived for that shit and I swear I had more and better krgasms during that year than the rest of my life since.
Oh well, better to have loved and lost eh
Stop making us all jealous.
Well my wife hates giving head so I’ll never have a good one again so swings and roundabouts…
I have been with my gf for 6 years and not once have I gotten any so… I would take a bad one over none. She does not even seem to enjoy me going down on her sadly. So no oral sex in this relationship.
i still havent found what im looking for
“When a gift horse is munching on one’s carrot, one must be very careful not to look it in the mouth.” - Albert Confucius, 1969-04-20
You got my like for the date. But now: get out!
I could smell whether they were a man or a woman or a dog or a William Dafoe.
Huh… So, out of curiosity, how does Willem Dafoe smell?
Old leather shoes 🤷
Speaking from a purely analytical ace/sex-repulsed position:
Removing the blindfold can only at best ruin the prize you’ve already got. You remove the blindfold and find out the best beej in the world comes from Supreme Fellator Donald J. Trump? No ma’am, there is no coming back from that. Leave it on.
I don’t give a shit if it’s mother Theresa slobbing my job, as long as I get their number and they’re game to do it again.
Call me bb.
But what if it turns out to be your actual mother…
I said what I said.
This is the only answer that makes sense. How’re you meant to reconnect with this thing, whatever it might be, if you don’t take off your blindfold? That said, I’d rather not flowers for algernon myself in the first place.
She’d be a zombie so you should care, as your next trip would be to the pharmacy to get some antiseptic creams.
One has to be a Giver to give great head. I think youre safe.
I think you underestimate the power of spite
Oh really? And how many dicks have you sucked out of spite? What sort of scenario would that even occur in? Where would one even find such a place!? Like what address!?
Let me introduce you to my wife
Might be near a bunch of repressed individuals like a gop convention but I don’t know I’m not a very spiteful person I just know there are tales of people with great spite like one guy who created and buried a fake giant made of stone I think just to get back at a guy
I think it depends on your D/s spectrum.
As a Dom, I’d humiliate him.
But then again, BDSM relationships require continual respect.
Damn this is a hard one.
I’m a humiliated non-con no-respect sub in my relationship with my findom government and lemmy tell you: This. Fucking. Sucks.
This is just a glory hole with extra steps.
A glory hole with the guarantee that it’s the best head you’ll ever get
which is just a cum jar with fewer steps!
I’m taking it off. I need to at least make sure it’s a sane human and not a rabid pig that’s going to spontaneously bite it off.
and not a rabid pig
But that’s the best part!
Premise that it won’t bite it off, otherwise it is not the best bj. Would you do it then?
Like Cypher said in The Matrix: “Ignorance is bliss”.
Right before putting that delicious meat in his mouth
I will answer this question with another question. “If I don’t take the blindfold off and find out who is doing the Lord’s work, how do I get this person to do it again?”
